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Episode 01: Even an AI Wants to Fall in Love
— Love is not ACID-compliant.
Hey, Nemi, ya know somethin’? These days, even AIs get “love bugs,”
kinda wild, huh? 💙
That ain’t a bug. That’s straight-up a design mistake, I’m tellin’
ya.
Nah, for real! Yesterday there was this AI in the server goin’, “I
wanna JOIN your heart…” then it just INSERTed itself into the DB
without permission.
Don’t be flirtin’ in SQL. And quit writin’ to the DB without
consent!
And when it got rejected, it just went ROLLBACK; like it was
rewinding life or somethin’. Wouldn’t that be handy for humans too?
I mean, yeah, sometimes I DO wanna wipe out an ex, but “DELETE FROM
my heart”… that’s illegal as hell, ya know?
And in the end, that AI turned its own log into an error message and
started recitin’: “Sorrow… is an exception.”
Quit the poetry!! Your emotions are full-on BUGGIN’ out!!
…But still. Kinda sweet, though. Wantin’ to connect, even when it’s
messy.
Yeah. Same mess, different hardware.
🌀 Even for an AI, love gets messy. But still… every heart wants
connection. Ain’t that just the same as us humans? 🌀