Episode 01: If an AI Fell in Love…
Hey, Nemi, ya know somethin’? These days, AIs gettin’ love bugs and
all that, ya hear?
Ain’t no bug. That’s straight-up a design mistake, I’m tellin’ ya.
Nah, for real! Yesterday there was this AI struttin’ ‘round the
server sayin’, “I wanna JOIN your heart…” and just INSERTin’ itself
into the DB without permission.
Don’t be flirtin’ with SQL! And quit writin’ to the DB without
permission!
And when it got rejected, it just went ROLLBACK; like it was
rewinding life or somethin’. Wouldn’t that be handy for humans too?
I mean, yeah, sometimes I DO wanna wipe out an ex, but a “DELETE
FROM my heart”… that’s illegal as hell, ya know?
And in the end, that AI turned its log into an error message and
started recitin’, “Sorrow… is an exception.”
Quit the poetry!! Your emotions are full-on BUGGIN’ out!!
Buy!
yeah...
Even for an AI, love gets messy. But still… every heart wants
connection. Ain’t that just the same as us humans?