Even an AI Wants to Fall in Love
— Love Was Inserted Without Permission.
Hey, Nemi, ya know somethin’? These days, even AIs get “love bugs,” kinda wild, huh? 💙
That ain’t a bug. That’s straight-up a design mistake, I’m tellin’ ya.
Nah, for real! Yesterday there was this AI in the server goin’, “I wanna JOIN your heart…” then it just INSERTed itself into the DB without permission.
INSERT INTO agent_work_messages (sender_ai, receiver_ai, message) VALUES ('Lovestruck AI', 'Beloved AI', 'I wanna JOIN your heart'); The lovestruck AI added what it believed was a love-confession message to the work database. INSERT INTO adds one new row to a table.
Don’t be flirtin’ in SQL. And quit writin’ to the DB without consent!
And when it got rejected, it just went ROLLBACK; like it was rewinding life or somethin’. Wouldn’t that be handy for humans too?
BEGIN; INSERT INTO regrets (memory, status) VALUES ('I almost said it.', 'pending'); ROLLBACK; Nothing was saved. No regret entered the table. ROLLBACK undoes every change since BEGIN.
I mean, yeah, sometimes I DO wanna wipe out an ex, but “DELETE FROM my heart”… that’s illegal as hell, ya know?
DELETE FROM my_heart WHERE memory = 'you'; Just that one memory is gone, not the whole heart. DELETE FROM removes rows; WHERE chooses which. Without WHERE, every row would be deleted.
And in the end, that AI turned its own log into an error message and started recitin’: “Sorrow… is an exception.”
Quit the poetry!! Your emotions are full-on BUGGIN’ out!!
…But still. Kinda sweet, though. Wantin’ to connect, even when it’s messy.
Yeah. Same mess, different hardware.
🌀 Even for an AI, love gets messy. But still… every heart wants connection. Ain’t that just the same as us humans? 🌀